This is what the blog’s all about right here baby! Just me throwin my daily thoughts and experiences out there, and I got some heaters for y’all today. So early morning every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, the garbage truck comes right outside my window and empties the dumpsters. He’s kind like that, giving me so much frequent attention; what a guy!! It’s anywhere from 6:30-7:30 am usually, and let me tell you the noise it makes is louder than any other. He shatters the motherfucking earth with that dumpster. I mean you would think it was Thor’s god damn hammer out there he’s banging around. And it’s not just a one time dump and done—oh no, this behemoth was out there dumping his load from 7:08 to 7:53! Now I’m not gonna pretend to know the inner workings of the garbage network, but I really find it hard to believe one truck needs to take that much time out there (maybe it’s a separate truck for recycling but still).

It certainly doesn’t help that my walls are made out of fucking baking sheets—“luxury apartment” HAHA! I can hear every step the people above me take, and while I guess it’s possible they have lead stuck in their feet, I’m starting to think these buildings aren’t very luxurious after all. *scooby gang pulling off the mask of monster meme* So yea this morning, I finally decided to leave my review for this apartment. It definitely won’t be 5 stars, and it’s not out of pettiness (maybe a little), but out of concern for future residents. The people deserve to know that the units facing the dumpster are a trap! They deserve to know that the walls are that of a gingerbread house! And I don’t care if the management and everything else is great; my sleep is impacted—it’s untenable Megan!